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The new baby
Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?” His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.” Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!”
Everyone has a secret
Billy, learned at school that everybody has secrets. So, he decided to take advantage of it. One day, as he came home from school, he went in front of his mother and told her: -Mommy, mommy! I know EVERYTHING!! His … Continue reading
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Big Mouth
Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks … Continue reading
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Between neighbors!
Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; -Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu? -My goldfish died, and I have to bury it. -Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that … Continue reading
The grandmother..
A school bus driver stopped the vehicle to take little George out. The kid opened the door and saw his grandmother reaching her hands to grab him. The driver though, to make sure that that person is really a family … Continue reading
On the way back..
A father puts his son to sleep and lies down himself near his wife on the bed. Turns off the lights and as he was ready to fall asleep, his son wakes up; -Daddy! -What’s the matter kid? worries the … Continue reading
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Puppy love
A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The father replied, “Well, son, they’re making a puppy.” The following evening, the little boy was … Continue reading
Better Sleep!
An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Taken back, the doctor thought for … Continue reading