Category Archives: Latest Jokes
Fat Free French Fries
I stopped at a fast food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered fat free french fries. I decided to give them a try. I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the … Continue reading
How many sheets do you want on your bed?
The cowboy walks into a hotel. The bellboy asks him “How many sheets do you want on your bed?” The cowboy replies “I reckon I’ll take 2.” Next the Indian walks in and the bellboy asks him the same thing. … Continue reading
Area 51
You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as Area 51? Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their secret … Continue reading
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High Birth Rate
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university. They wrote a grant proposal, got a huge chunk of money, hired a few additional sociologists, anthropologist and a family … Continue reading
Old Ghost Face
Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed, “Look at … Continue reading
Trading Place
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, “Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in … Continue reading
Viagra and Ben Gay
A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I’ve never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny… keep me potent.” The pharmacist reaches … Continue reading
Everything is big in Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.” When … Continue reading
Made in Japan
A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient. The following is … Continue reading
Ah Huay
Ah huay went for a job interview, and when the manager saw him wearing a colorful shirt, golden hair, streaked red tie and white shoes, he screamed in his mind, “OH MY GOD! THIS CAN’T BE IT, WOMEN!” Since he … Continue reading