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My Wife was in Labor... Joke


My wife was in labor with our first child when suddenly she began to shout, “Shouldn’t, couldn’t, wouldn’t, didn’t, can’t!”“Doctor, what’s wrong with my wife?” I asked.“Nothing,” he said. “She’s just having contractions.”
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