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The Anxious Poodle Joke


Poodle: “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I’m nervous as a cat.”Collie: “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?”Poodle: “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”
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