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ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

THE EYES:  !
When you rearrange the letters: 
THEY SEE

DORMITORY: 
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: 
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: 
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters: 
A ROPE ENDS IT

GEORGE BUSH: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:  
HERE COME DOTS

ANIMOSITY: 
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters: 
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW: 
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

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