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A Pessimist's Predicament Joke

As they leave the courthouse, a lawyer turns to his grim-faced client and says, “Janez, what’s wrong? You were acquitted.”“I know, but now I’m really in trouble,” says Janez. “I just rented out my apartment for three years.”—Source: Funny in Slovenia
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