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The Cop and the Superhero Joke

A concerned police officer approaches a boy who is crying in front of a newsstand. “What’s wrong?” the cop asks.“Superman isn’t out yet!” says the boy.“I’ll handle it,” the cop assures him. “Hey, Superman!” he shouts. “Come on out! We won’t hurt you!”—Source: Funny in Croatia Survey
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