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There's a Timeout in His Future Joke

“Hurry up or we’ll be late!” shouts a teacher to her kindergarten class.“What’s the rush?” a tot asks coolly.“If we’re late, we’ll miss your next class!” the teacher reminds him.The kid shrugs. “If you’re in such a hurry, go on without us.”—Source: Funny in Thailand Survey
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