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Yo Mama is so Dirty Joke


Yo mama is so dirty that that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation concerns.
Yo mama is so dirty that she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama is so dirty that that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo mama is so dirty that she has to creep up on bathwater. 
Yo mama is so dirty that she loses weight in the shower.
Yo mama is so dirty that even Swamp Thing told her to take a shower.
Yo mama is so dirty that the US Government uses her bath water as a chemical weapon.
Yo mama is so dirty that when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out and said "I'll wait."
Yo mama's so dirty, she fertilizes her lawn by rolling in it!
Yo mama's so dirty, when a seed gets stuck in her ass crack it beings to grow!
Yo mama's so dirty, she jumped in a river and created a mud slide!
Yo mama's so dirty, when the wind blows people yell "Sand Storm!!!" 

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