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Yo Mama is so Greasy Joke


Yo mama is so greasy that she uses bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama is so greasy that she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama is so greasy that Texaco buys Oil from her.
Yo mama is so greasy that she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.
Yo mama is so greasy that her freckles slipped off.
Yo mama is so greasy that if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot.
Yo mama is so greasy that she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.
Yo mama is so greasy that she's labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.
Yo mama is so greasy that you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead.
Yo mama is so greasy that I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.
Yo mama's house is so dirty that roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama's house is so dirty that she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama's teeth are so rotten that when she smiles it looks like she has dice in her mouth.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that she spits butter!
Yo mama's so greasy, on hot days she cooks bacon strips on her ass cheeks!

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