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Yo Mama is so Nasty Joke


Yo mama is so nasty that she makes speed stick slow down.
Yo mama is so nasty that she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama is so nasty that that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama is so nasty that the fishery pays her to stay away.
Yo mama is so nasty that she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo mama is so nasty that a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Yo mama is so nasty that I chatted with her on MSN and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama is so nasty that her tits leak sour milk.
Yo mama is so nasty that she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo mama is so nasty that she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
Yo mama is so nasty that she has a sign by her crotch that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
Yo mama is so nasty that she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo mama is so nasty that she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
Yo mama is so nasty that she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
Yo mama is so nasty that she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama is so nasty that I when I talked to her on the phone, she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mama is so nasty that next to her a skunk smells sweet.
Yo mama is so nasty that her shit is glad to escape.
Yo mama is so nasty that when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo mama is so nasty that every time she opens her mouth she's talking shit.
Yo mama is so nasty that even dogs won't sniff her crotch.
Yo mama is so nasty that the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
Yo mama is so nasty that her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
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