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Yo Mama is so Poor Joke


Yo mama is so poor that she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags and when I asked her what she was doing she said, "Buying luggage." 
Yo mama is so poor that when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama is so poor that she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama is so poor that she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said "moving."
Yo mama is so poor that she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama is so poor that I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama is so poor that the bank repossesed her cardboard box.
Yo mama is so poor Nigerian scammers wire HER money!
Yo mama is so poor she couldn't afford to apply for Medicare!
Yo mama is so poor that she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church.
Yo mama is so poor that she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house.
Yo mama is so poor that I came over for dinner and she read me recipes.
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

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