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Yo Mama is so Short Joke


Yo mama is so short that you can see her feet on her drivers license! 
Yo mama is so short that she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama is so short that she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama is so short that she models for trophys.
Yo mama is so short that her homies are the Keebler Elfs.
Yo mama is so short that she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
Yo mama is so short that when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
Yo mama is so short that she does pull-ups on a staple.
Yo mama is so short that she can do push-ups under the door.
Yo mama is so short that when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.
Yo mama is so short that she can limbo under the door.
Yo mama is so short that she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.
Yo mama is so short that she slam-dunks her bus fare.
Yo mama is so short that she has to look up to look down.
Yo mama is so short that she makes Gary Coleman look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Yo mama is so short, you can make a life size sculpture of her using one can of Play-Doh.
Yo mama's so short that when she sat on the curb her feet didn't touch the ground.
Yo mama is so short that she can play handball on the curb.

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