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Yo Mama is so Skinny Joke


Yo mama is so skinny that she turned sideways and disappeared. 
Yo mama is so skinny that she hula hoops with a Cheerio.
Yo mama is so skinny that she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama is so skinny that she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama is so skinny that she can see out a peephole with both eyes.
Yo mama is so skinny that she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama is so skinny that you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Fruit Loop.
Yo mama is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo mama is so skinny that when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like an HB pencil.
Yo mama is so skinny that if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin.
Yo mama is so skinny that her nipples touch.
Yo mama is so skinny that I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
Yo mama is so skinny that she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama is so skinny that she only has one stripe on her pajamas.
Yo mama is so skinny that she can dodge rain drops.
Yo mama is so skinny that she inspires crack whores to diet.
Yo mama is so skinny that she uses Chapstick for deodorant.
Yo mama is so small that she goes paragliding on a Dorito.

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