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Yo Mama So Strong Jokes


Yo mama's so strong, she can blow a bubble with a Now-N-Later.
Yo mama's so strong, she can gargle peanut butter.
Yo momma so strong, she can do the backstroke in mud
Yo mama's so strong she can blow a bubble with Jolly Ranchers
Yo mama so strong she drink Nutella through a straw!
Yo mama's so strong she makes Chuck Norris look like me
Yo Momma so strong she ran the Boston Marathon wearing ankle weights
Yo mama so strong she eats jaw breakers like marshmallows.
Yo momma so strong, she can turn peanuts into peanut butter
"You Think You Strong? You'll Never Be Half The Man Yo Mama Was!
Yo mama's fart is so strong, she farted in China and became the reason behind them eyes.
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