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Yo Mama is so Tall Jokes


Yo mama is so tall that she tripped in Michigan and bumped her head in Florida. 
Yo mama is so tall that she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama is so tall that if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth.
Yo mama is so tall, she can see her house from anywhere.
Yo mama is so tall, she uses two 100-foot ladders as crutches.
Yo mama is so tall, she has to take out the driver's seat of her car and sit in the back to operate the vehicle.
Yo mama is so tall, she makes Shaquille O'Neal look like Gary Coleman.
Yo mama is so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.

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