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Yo Mama is So White Jokes


Yo mama is so white, she makes Queen look like Queen Latifah.
Yo mama is so white, she could go to her wedding naked.
Yo Momma is so white that when you turn off the lights you can still see her
Yo mama is so white, she makes the Pillsbury Doughboy look like a Mexican!
Yo mama so white, you family wear shades indoors!
Yo mama so white, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV!
Yo mama is so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black.
Yo mamma is so white she makes vanilla ice cream say daaaamm!
Yo Momma is So white, during winter she's invisible.
Yo mama is so white Xbox Live wont let her play BLACK ops
Yo momma is so white, she uses cocaine for makeup.
Yo mama is so white, Miley Cyrus said somebody sweep up the white trash
Yo mama is so white she makes a marshmallow look tan.
Yo mama is so white that back in the first grade the kids wrote all over her and when the teacher tried to grade yo mama he went blind
Yo mama is so white she makes the holy ghost say "Dayum"
Yo mama is so white and fat, that she is often mistaken for the iceberg that sunk the titanic.
Yo mama is so white when god said let there be light he could not see her.
Yo mama is so white her nickname is "Whiteout" cause nothing is whiter than yo momma.
Yo mama is so white when she sleeps with a black man they look like a ring yang
Yo Mama is so white, she uses flour as makeup.
Yo Momma is so white, that Charlie Sheen told her "The cocaine goes IN YOUR NOSE not all over your face genius"
Yo mama is so white, she makes Zooey Deschanel look like Oprah!
Yo momma is so white, they use her in light houses to guide ships in at night!
Yo momma is so white, when she visited the whitehouse she got lost!
Yo momma is so white that she got in the hot-tub and made creamer!
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