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Yo Mama Miscellaneous Jokes

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama like a cigarette, I have her 40 times a day and she's killing me.
Yo mama's snatch has more friends then Tom on MySpace.
Yo mama's like a gas station... pay before you pump.
Yo mama's pussy so nasty, they make you eat it during "Fear Factor".
Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving".
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
You Mama smokes so many cigarettes she sold your ass for a pack of Newports.
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama's snatch is so dry even her crabs carry cantenes.
Yo mama so country when she got in an elevator she thought it was a new mobile home.
Yo mama like Walmart, she's still the low price leader
Yo mama got more extensions, then AT&T.
Yo mama has a glass leg and she uses windex for lotion.
Yo mama got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo mama such an old whore she slept with the Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost.
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo Mama is so EZ, She iz like a light switch, anybody or anything can turn her on.
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama look like Cedric the Entertainer with a wig.
Yo mamma is so dry you make the Sahara Desert look wet.

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